Clueless people never cease to amaze me.lol There's this one weird bastard (around 45) that comes in my place. Guy's been coming for almost a year now and still looks like an emaciated crack addict. Watching him try to figure out how to use machines is priceless. For example, one time he layed backwards into the hack squat machine (chest first) and proceeded to do semi calf raises/2'' squat type movements and grunted every rep like he was screwing it with hardly any weight on it. The guy's literally so fucked up you'd have to see it to believe it