The "10 things you might not know about me" thread

[imdaman1]

I hope you're feeling better imdaman

great list....well with the exception of 8 n 9....lol

Glad you approve of 10....

 

[McKenzie]

:worried:

Glad you approve of 10....

oops :worried:

 

[Parker123]

1 I started lifting weights 25 years ago when I was 15
2 I have been engaged twice but never married
3 I had a stroke 3 years ago last week
4 Went to LA for a few weeks and went to muscle beach for a workout
5 Slept with my ex-fiance's sister a year after we split
6 Kenzie wants to be my third almost wife
7 I'm sick of Florida and hurricanes
8 I'm a weekend cowboy and weekday workaholic
9 I once ran around the block naked on a dare (sober)
10 I am always looking for the ultimate practical joke

 

[McKenzie]

I'm glad to see your health has improved after your stroke 3 years ago Parker

I'm sick of Florida also and the hurricanes

Engaged twice but never married...interesting...even more so the streaking around the block.

 

[McKenzie]

Theres been more marriage talk in this thread today than with all my relationships put together...lol.

 

[Parker123]

I'm glad to see your health has improved after your stroke 3 years ago Parker

I'm sick of Florida also and the hurricanes

Engaged twice but never married...interesting...even more so the streaking around the block.

Good, then you can move to California with me :meetoo:

 

[McKenzie]

Probably has better weather than we do

oops...earthquakes ??

 

[pincrusher]

1) huricane hugo hit charleston on my birthday while i was living there
2) i hate my exwife and pray everyday that she gets run over by a mack truck
3) i also watch wild nasty kinky porn every day (have video of girl giving horse a blowjob and swallowing saved on my computer LOL)
4) started steroids when i was 22, im 40 now
5) my wife refuses to let me fuck her in the ass but has let me have a 3some with her in the past
6) had a blackbelt on shotokan when i was 16(havent practiced it since i was 19 though)
7) had sex with women in approximately 14 countries while in the airforce
8) my best friend & i once ate a combined total of 30 mcdonalds cheeseburgers in atlantic city because the girl though the first 10 we ordered was to many and we couldnt eat that much. included in the meal were 3 large fries and 4 large cokes
9) as a guy i love cats
10) im in love with my closest female friend

 

[McKenzie]

What? #3? *email it to me *

wow...14 countries...thats a lot of territory covered

great list pin!

 

[imdaman1]

1) huricane hugo hit charleston on my birthday while i was living there
2) i hate my exwife and pray everyday that she gets run over by a mack truck
3) i also watch wild nasty kinky porn every day (have video of girl giving horse a blowjob and swallowing saved on my computer LOL)
4) started steroids when i was 22, im 40 now
5) my wife refuses to let me fuck her in the ass but has let me have a 3some with her in the past
6) had a blackbelt on shotokan when i was 16(havent practiced it since i was 19 though)
7) had sex with women in approximately 14 countries while in the airforce
8) my best friend & i once ate a combined total of 30 mcdonalds cheeseburgers in atlantic city because the girl though the first 10 we ordered was to many and we couldnt eat that much. included in the meal were 3 large fries and 4 large cokes
9) as a guy i love cats
10) im in love with my closest female friend

this girl isnt your wife?

 

[pincrusher]

this girl isnt your wife?

no but i just took her and the wife out to dinner tonight before we leave for china

 

[pincrusher]

What? #3? *email it to me *

wow...14 countries...thats a lot of territory covered

great list pin!

whats your addy? i will send you a couple of them

 

[McKenzie]

teasin

well..I'd actually hate to get addicted to that kinky ass crap.

 

[imdaman1]

no but i just took her and the wife out to dinner tonight before we leave for china

Bro thats gotta be tough to be married to someone and then be in love with someone else..

 

[pincrusher]

Bro thats gotta be tough to be married to someone and then be in love with someone else..

yeah it is but the wife treats me so good it would be hard to ever cheat on her or leave her

 

[pincrusher]

teasin

well..I'd actually hate to get addicted to that kinky ass crap.

not addicted but i do like to occasionally watch weird stuff. my favorite site is german goo girls LOL

 

[kell11]

1. I'm a competitive MMA(mixed martial arts) fighter at the 185 pound division trying to move up to 205. record is 4-2-0
2. I've been in the eye of 3 hurricanes in 13 months
3. I've slept with 4 girls
4. I've had buttsex with 2 of them(hence earlier post about the smell)
5. My athletic idol is Randy Coture
6. I was once IQ tested at 165 ...IQ 165? on the mattell test
7. I hate ab workouts
8. I have no f-ing clue what I want to do with my life
9. I once stole a TV and felt bad so I gave it back
10. I, Like wolfy, also watch porn everyday

Steve,NO OFFENSE.It's just that as usual I must step up for the rest of us and ask ,'man,how the fuck you'd become pro nerd? if you were you catholic I'd say go to confession...or therapy...maybe?
You are one fuggin strange individual.
ever ate shit? literally.seems as if it could belong on the list.
be Well my butha

 

[kell11]

Just watch out andrew, buttsex smells bad. And I've ran into a few turds in my day. It's actually quite gross, and me and my girl don't do that anymore(my choice)

do your boys turds smell any better?...sorry

 

[kell11]

the brown snake or the taipan???

and never had a hamburger, taco or lasagna?!?!? what!?!?!?!?!

Yes. Automatically certifiably wierd.from now on your phillip.

 

[kell11]

Just watch out andrew, buttsex smells bad. And I've ran into a few turds in my day. It's actually quite gross, and me and my girl don't do that anymore(my choice)

AMETEURS!