First off let me say I am proud to be a meathead. I've worked out for years to be big enough to be considered a meathead and I take it as a badge of honor, but lets face it the lifestyle is kinda funny. Here are some thoughts:
You know you're a meathead if...
...you made friends at the gym with guys who go by names like: Snake, Bigs, Hoss or Poo.
...you have worked out in a flannel shirt with the sleeves cut off (and received compliments on it!)
...You've gone out to the clubs with a shirt tight enough to fit your (much, MUCH) younger brother
... You get pissed when people ask if you're losing weight
... You look forward to your next injection and swear that it works immediately after your first shot
... You've ever done push ups in the parking lot to get a pump before going to the waterpark/ beach
...You've ever done donkey calf raises with another person on your back (with added weights)
...You actually like being refered to as a Meathead
... You know how to use the Smith Machine to work every major bodypart (incl calfs)
...You've thought it perfectly acceptable to go out in public wearing a "wife beater" shirt.
... You've ever posted a message telling people you're masterbating excessively because the test is making you horny. (Yes, I'm beating it three times/ day)
Now add your own.
You know you're a meathead if...
...you made friends at the gym with guys who go by names like: Snake, Bigs, Hoss or Poo.
...you have worked out in a flannel shirt with the sleeves cut off (and received compliments on it!)
...You've gone out to the clubs with a shirt tight enough to fit your (much, MUCH) younger brother
... You get pissed when people ask if you're losing weight
... You look forward to your next injection and swear that it works immediately after your first shot
... You've ever done push ups in the parking lot to get a pump before going to the waterpark/ beach
...You've ever done donkey calf raises with another person on your back (with added weights)
...You actually like being refered to as a Meathead
... You know how to use the Smith Machine to work every major bodypart (incl calfs)
...You've thought it perfectly acceptable to go out in public wearing a "wife beater" shirt.
... You've ever posted a message telling people you're masterbating excessively because the test is making you horny. (Yes, I'm beating it three times/ day)
Now add your own.
