Cowboys jokes

[Phoe2006]

I predict that the Cowboys will finish with a 11 and 5 record this season.
--11 arrest and 5 convictions

What did the Cowboys fan say after winning the super bowl
--O mom. Why did you wake me up. I was having an awesome dream

What do the Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common
-- They can both make 70000 people stand up and shout JESUS CHRIST.

Why did tony romo drive his truck on to the field in the second half.
-- Because he was told to drive the ball down the field

How many Cowboys does it take to win a super bowl.
-- 2. Troy Aikman and Emmett Smith and they are retired

Why doesn't tony romo use the phone anymore?
-- He can't find the reciever

Why did tony romo cross the road
-- To get to the hospital on the other side

How are the Cowboys like a possum?
-- They both play dead at home and get killed on the road

How many Cowboys does it take to change a light bulb?
-- None. They prefer to play in the Giants shadow

What did the giant say to the cowboy?
-- Wanna see my super bowl ring

What's the difference between a Cowboys fan and a baby
-- The baby will stop whining after awhile

 

[EDubya]

As a Cowboys fan I have to say..... Some of those are hilarious.

 

[Ironbuilt]

Phoe those are stupid. Thanks for posting crap.

 

[Phoe2006]

Phoe those are stupid. Thanks for posting crap.

I posted these a while ago and you're just mad the seachickens pass when they should be running

 

[greggy]

How do you keep a Cowboy off your lawn?
Paint it like an end zone.

 

[The Grim Repper]

What does Dallas have in common with Brokeback Mountain?
They both have cowboys that suck.